Now taking on Q4 clients · UK

AI handles your admin.We set it up.We keep it working.

A small London agency. AI agents and workflow automation for service businesses, set up for you and managed monthly. Optional senior new business and partnerships support.

Free 15 minute admin check. No obligation.

Hover me. Go on, click me.

02 · Integrations

All your tools, integrated.

Your AI agents send one automatic summary. No more checking each tool.

  • 📧 Gmail
  • 📨 Outlook
  • 📅 Google Calendar
  • 📞 Phone calls
  • 💬 WhatsApp
  • 🧾 Xero
  • 📒 QuickBooks
  • 📊 HubSpot
  • 👥 Microsoft Teams
  • 🗓 Calendly
Kettle&Deskconnects. AI sorts, follows up
Example

Today

  • 📞 3 calls handled
  • 📄 2 quotes sent
  • ✅ 1 invoice paid
  • 📅 Tomorrow: 2 viewings booked

Sent automatically every evening.

Tools we connect to. Names belong to their owners.

Sounds simple. So why does your day look like this?

03 · Sound familiar?

You didn't start a business to do admin till 10pm.

But here you are. And every missed call and late quote is money walking out the door.

Example · your numbers will vary
  • 09:12📵 You're with a client. A new customer rings. Missed. They call someone else.Could be a £400 job gone.
  • 11:40📥 41 unread emails. The one that matters is buried.That's your morning gone.
  • 14:05📄 Last week's quote still isn't sent. They've gone cold.The work you'd already won, slipping away.
  • 17:30💸 Chasing invoices by hand. Again. Awkward, and you're not paid yet.Your money, sitting in someone else's account.
  • 22:00😮‍💨 Still at the laptop. New clients? Maybe next month.No time to grow. Just to keep up.

So what does that add up to?

04 · The cost

What it costs you.

Example · your numbers will vary

Say you miss calls a week.
1 in would have been a job worth £.

£1,600

a month walking out the door (over 4 weeks)

Plus £1,386 a month of your time on admin. Work yours out below ↓

Here's how we stop it.

05 · The fix

What the AI handles.

Missed call, lost jobAI receptionist answers and logs calls
Quotes go out days lateQuotes sent faster, follow ups automated
Chasing invoices by handAutomated invoice reminders
No idea what's workingAutomated reporting, sent every week
No time to find clientsOptional senior new business and partnerships support

Here's how it works.

How it works

Done for you setup. Managed every month.

The AI does the daily work and sends you updates and reports automatically. I connect it, maintain it and keep it working.

Step 1Setup

We connect and integrate your tools. Phone, email, calendar, invoicing and CRM joined up properly, in your own accounts.

Step 2Automate

AI agents handle the admin: calls, quotes, follow ups and invoice reminders. Updates and reports reach you automatically.

Step 3Maintain

Managed and optimised monthly. I monitor it, fix issues and tune it so it keeps working.

Step 4Grow

Optional senior new business and partnerships support, from 10 years of experience, when you want it.

That's the admin. Now the growth.

06 · The people side

New business and partnerships.

Want more clients? Most firms face the same choice.

Agency? You get a junior. Hire? You pay for training, and take the risk they're not the right fit.

With us, you get someone with 10 years building new business and partnership deals across multiple sectors. Senior expertise, not a gamble on a junior.

Agency juniorNew hireKettle & Desk
ExperienceOften early careerDepends who you find10 years, senior
Ramp upLearning on your accountRecruiting, then trainingStarts with a two week pilot
CostRetainer for junior timeSalary, training and overheadsFrom £295 pilot, monthly after
RiskLocked in while they learnNot the right fitPilot first, 30 days' notice

Pick what you need. Prices are all here.

Free 15 minute admin check

Book a 15 minute call. I'll look at how your service business runs day to day. Within 24 hours you'll get a one page plan with your top 3 admin leaks: where time is lost, where leads slip through, and what fixing each one is worth. It's free and there's no obligation.

I've done this 500 times.

Before Kettle & Desk, I led onboarding and adoption at one of America's biggest construction software companies. I got over 500 trade and service businesses off spreadsheets and onto joined up systems and AI they actually use.

Built for busy owners.

Electricians, builders, cleaners, agencies. People with no time to learn tools. I set it up and keep it working.

New business is my day job.

10 years winning partnerships across entertainment, media and tech. That's the selling half of what you get.

AI has been my toolkit for 5 years.

No hype, just what saves you hours.

Same playbook, now for your business.

Safe, simple, yours

You stay in control.

Nothing is sent to a client without your OK.

It runs in your own accounts.

Your email, calendar and data stay yours.

UK GDPR minded.

I only connect what's needed, and you can switch it off any time.

No lock in.

Monthly subscription, cancel with 30 days' notice. The Q4 offer has a 6 month minimum.

07 · Pick what you need

What do you want?

⚙ Systems

AI agents answer your calls, chase quotes and book things in. We set it up and manage it monthly.

Systems
£199/mo
+ £299 setup

AI receptionist, inbox sorted, quotes and invoices chased, an automated weekly report.

Full PA
£399/mo
+ £598 setup

Everything in Systems, plus wider admin automation and more hands on upkeep.

The monthly fee is a subscription to keep it all working and optimised. Cancel with 30 days' notice.

Q4 offer

Start in Q4. Ready for 2027.

50% off setup and your first 3 months on Systems.

  • Systems: £149.50 setup, then £99.50/mo for 3 months, then £199/mo.
  • Full PA: £299 setup, then £199.50/mo for 3 months, then £399/mo.

Start before 31 December 2026. Locked in for six months.

Combine services and get 10% off. All before VAT.

30 day promise

If it doesn't save you a job in the first 30 days, your first month back.

Not sure which? Run your numbers.

08 · Your numbers

How much is admin costing you?

£1,387

a month. A rough guess from your numbers.

And who sets it up and keeps it working?

Luciano Quas, founder of Kettle & Desk

09 · Who you work with

Luciano Quas, founder

I'm Luciano Quas. For 10 years I've built partnerships, won new business and looked after customers across tech, IT, entertainment and luxury services.

I've personally trained and onboarded over 500 businesses to use AI. Now I set it up and keep it working for small firms.

TechITEntertainmentLuxury services

10 · Questions

Fair questions.

Is the Systems side a one off job?

No. Setup is once. The monthly fee covers managed upkeep and ongoing optimisation.

Who sends me the updates and reports?

Your AI agents do, automatically. I set up the reporting and keep it accurate.

Do you guarantee new business?

No one honest can. You get senior effort and clear weekly results.

Do I have to sign up for a year?

No. The monthly fee is a subscription for upkeep and support. Cancel with 30 days' notice. The Q4 offer is locked in for six months.

Ready when you are

Put the kettle on. We'll connect the rest.