Now taking on Q4 clients · UK

Admin sorted.Pipeline full.Partners signed.

A small London agency. We take the admin off your desk, find you new clients and sign partners who send you work.

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02 · How it fits together

All your tools, talking to each other.

One summary, from us. No more checking each one.

  • 📧 Gmail
  • 📨 Outlook
  • 📅 Google Calendar
  • 📞 Phone calls
  • 💬 WhatsApp
  • 🧾 Xero
  • 📒 QuickBooks
  • 📊 HubSpot
  • 👥 Microsoft Teams
  • 🗓 Calendly
Kettle&Deskconnects, sorts, follows up
Example

Today

  • 📞 3 calls handled
  • 📄 2 quotes sent
  • ✅ 1 invoice paid
  • 📅 Tomorrow: 2 viewings booked

One message. Every evening.

Tools we connect to. Names belong to their owners.

Sounds simple. So why does your day look like this?

03 · Sound familiar?

You didn't start a business to do admin till 10pm.

But here you are. And every missed call and late quote is money walking out the door.

Example · your numbers will vary
  • 09:12📵 You're with a client. A new customer rings. Missed. They call someone else.Could be a £400 job gone.
  • 11:40📥 41 unread emails. The one that matters is buried.That's your morning gone.
  • 14:05📄 Last week's quote still isn't sent. They've gone cold.The work you'd already won, slipping away.
  • 17:30💸 Chasing invoices by hand. Again. Awkward, and you're not paid yet.Your money, sitting in someone else's account.
  • 22:00😮‍💨 Still at the laptop. New clients? Maybe next month.No time to grow. Just to keep up.

So what does that add up to?

04 · The cost

What it costs you.

Example · your numbers will vary

Say you miss calls a week.
1 in would have been a job worth £.

£1,600

a month walking out the door (over 4 weeks)

Plus £1,386 a month of your time on admin. Work yours out below ↓

Here's how we stop it.

05 · The fix

What changes.

Missed call, lost jobEvery call answered and logged
Quotes go out days lateQuotes out the same day
Chasing invoices by handChasing done for you
No idea what's workingA short report every week
No time to find clientsNew business and partners filling the pipeline

AI does the work. A human has your back.

1Your systems, connected

Phone, email, calendar and invoices talking to each other.

2AI doing the grunt work

Answering, logging, chasing, booking.

3Luciano, on your side

A real person advising you, fixing things, checking in.

📞 Call → 🛠 Set up in a week → 🚀 Live in two → ✅ 30 day promise

That's the admin. Now the growth.

06 · The people side

New business and partnerships.

Want more clients? Most firms face the same choice.

Agency? You get a junior. Hire? You pay for training, and take the risk they're not the right fit.

With us, you get someone with 10 years building new business and partnership deals across multiple sectors. Senior expertise, not a gamble on a junior.

Agency juniorNew hireKettle & Desk
ExperienceOften early careerDepends who you find10 years, senior
Ramp upLearning on your accountRecruiting, then trainingStarts with a two week pilot
CostRetainer for junior timeSalary, training and overheadsFrom £295 pilot, monthly after
RiskLocked in while they learnNot the right fitPilot first, 30 days' notice

Pick what you need. Prices are all here.

07 · Pick what you need

What do you want?

⚙ Systems

AI answers your calls, chases quotes and books things in. We set it up and look after it.

Systems
£199/mo
+ £299 setup

Calls answered and logged, inbox sorted, quotes and invoices chased, a weekly report.

Full PA
£399/mo
+ £598 setup

Everything in Systems, plus wider admin and more of my time.

The monthly fee is a subscription to my support and advice. Cancel with 30 days' notice.

Q4 offer

Start in Q4. Ready for 2027.

50% off setup and your first 3 months on Systems.

  • Systems: £149.50 setup, then £99.50/mo for 3 months, then £199/mo.
  • Full PA: £299 setup, then £199.50/mo for 3 months, then £399/mo.

Start before 31 December 2026. Locked in for six months.

Combine services and get 10% off. All before VAT.

30 day promise

If it doesn't save you a job in the first 30 days, your first month back.

Not sure which? Run your numbers.

08 · Your numbers

How much is admin costing you?

£1,387

a month. A rough guess from your numbers.

And who's actually doing the work?

Luciano Quas, founder of Kettle & Desk

09 · Who you work with

Luciano Quas, founder

I'm Luciano Quas. For 10 years I've built partnerships, won new business and looked after customers across tech, IT, entertainment and luxury services.

I've personally trained and onboarded over 500 businesses to use AI. Now I do it for small firms.

TechITEntertainmentLuxury services

10 · Questions

Fair questions.

Is the Systems side a one off job?

No. Setup is once. The monthly fee keeps it running.

Do you guarantee new business?

No one honest can. You get senior effort and a weekly report.

Do I have to sign up for a year?

No. The monthly fee is a subscription for my support and advice. Cancel with 30 days' notice. The Q4 offer is locked in for six months.

Who is Kit?

Our AI guide. Ask it anything and it'll pass your details to me.

Ready when you are

Put the kettle on. We'll do the rest.

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